
So the question is, how can you beat a golfer who is clearly better than you are?
Most high handicappers will be fatalistic about taking on somebody who is much better than they are. I really don’t see it that way. If I am playing off 18 and my opponent is an 8 handicapper all the pressure is on them because they are giving me or you a load of shots.
Play Your Own Game
A good golfer will probably hit the ball further than you. Whatever else you do, do NOT try to keep up with him. Attempting to hit the ball too hard is a recipe for disaster. Always swing within yourself.
When you get to par threes, never look at what club your opponent is using. You know how far you hit the ball. Play your own game. So what if he hits an eight iron while you are using a hybrid? It doesn’t matter.
Be Smart With Your Strategy
Do whatever it takes to keep the ball in play. A big hitter is going to miss some fairways. If you are playing every second shot from the short and prepared then you already have an advantage because at some point one of his wild drives is going to be punished.
When you stand on the tee at a 450-yard par four, make the decision to play the hole as a par five. Take whatever club from the tee that will guarantee you end up in the middle of the fairway. Ensure you take no more than three shots to reach the green. You never know - you just might hole out for par, meaning your opponent probably needs a birdie for a half.
Shot Selection is Key
Even low handicappers make mistakes. If he hits his drive out of bounds or into a lake it is absolutely crucial that you do not do the same thing. Do whatever it takes to keep the ball in play.
Do not take on impossible shots. Most top professionals seldom take dead aim at the flag. Make sure that you play the approach shots that take bunkers and water hazards out of play.
If you should find a bunker look for the easiest way out. It’s better to escape the sand by any means rather than leaving it in there.
Get Into Your Opponent's Head
If you keep finding the right place, trust me when I tell you that it will drive your opponent crazy. And maybe he will then start trying to force shots and hitting the ball too hard.
Think carefully about conceding short putts. There is a school of thought that says you should give lots of short putts early on. Your opponent will expect you to keep doing this but at some point you make him hole out - and you will be amazed how often those putts are missed.
If a tree is between the ball and the hole, and the tree is deemed to be younger than the player, then the ball can be moved without penalty. This is so because this is simply a question of timing; when the player was younger, the tree was not there so the player is being penalised because of his age.
A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted and placed on the Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The hapless golfer should not be penalised for tall grass which grounds keepers have failed to mow.
A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The hapless golfer must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from there.
There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a stolen ball. The hapless golfer is not to compound the crime by charging himself with a penalty.
If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the Hole. No one wants to make a mockery of the game.
There is no penalty for so-called “out of bounds”. If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The hapless golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Hapless golfers should not be penalised for any shortcomings of the manufacturers
Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many hapless golfers, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.